Saturday, February 11, 2012

Love it or leggo, hippie

Internewt Blogger who does not familiarize themselves with Lego enough to blog about Lego:

"Lego's toys have changed, little, if any. Since, theyre introduction more than sixty years ago~! Whether you are building a Spaceship, Harry Potter Castles, the umpteenth Police Station, or determining the futures of young women, the building is simplified to simple follow-instructions and insta-put together one-on-top-of-the-other."

Erik: "Actually, Lego has changed considerably. The parts library has been expanded quite a bit and over the past 15 years or so the entire technic system has seen a revision. The Lego Company has changed the way it markets its product lines, and we've seen some that are really successful and acclaimed, and some the aren't. The Mindstorms and Power Functions lines apply the toy in the realm of engineering and robotics, and they're relatively new. Maybe you should do some more rese--"

Internewt: "HOOEVER THINGS MUST CHANGE. THIS CHANGE IS EARTH BLOKS. Now when you are done with building instead of taking it apart to build something possibly new you can throw it in the compost heap and forget about it, hahahah fuck your artistic posterity this is the Planet Earth bitch!"

Erik: "..."

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Earth Bloks come in an attractive shade of spinach shit, which makes sense as this is about what they are made of to ensure boi-degradable Super Earth Love.


Look at all the cool things you can build and recycle, what fun and learning will be had by the children of the Earth.


Coming soon in Japanese flavors for weeabo chicks.



Yeah, this product really is a poor idea. Rest assured The Real Big Lego does not endorse it.

Internewt: "EVEN THE MOST HARD-CORE LEGO FAN HAS TO GROW UP"

Erik: "I AM A REAL BOY YOU GREEN BITCH"

Orion's Photo Focus On Vietnam

Orion Expedition Cruises is delighted to announced that award-winning British wildlife photographer, author and filmmaker, Sue Flood, is to join international photographer Nick Rains as a guest presenter onboard Orion II during a nine-night Vietnam Explorer photographic voyage departing March 30.

This voyage is an opportunity for enthusiasts of all levels to improve their photographic skills while on location in one of the world’s most photogenic settings, Vietnam.
 
Starting in Ho Chi Minh City, this voyage includes four photogenic World Heritage sites - Hue, Hoi An, My Son (above) and Ha Long Bay. There will be ample opportunity to experience and capture the cultural, historic and geographic diversity of Vietnam, including the Saigon River busy with sampans, the traditional fishing village of Baie de Cu Mon, which is rarely seen by outsiders, and Nha Trang’s Communist Party headquarters.
 
Nick and Sue will hold regular workshops onboard before taking guests ashore on location along with members of Orion’s specialist expedition team.
 
Photography workshops include professional advice and instruction on understanding and optimising camera settings, selecting the best lens for the occasion, framing your subject and ‘capturing the moment’ along with instruction on the dark art of digital editing-software and printing.

Explore, experience and shoot from dawn to dusk, with internationally recognised and awarded professional photographers; then relax, compare images and enjoy superb cuisine, wines and company by night onboard Orion II.
 
The nine-night Vietnam Explorer photo expedition departs Ho Chi Minh City to Haiphong (for Hanoi), and includes Nha Trang, Baie de Cu Mon/Bai Nam Beach, Da Nang (for My Son and Hoi An), Chan May (for Hue), Ha Long Bay and Cat Ba.  
 
Book before the end of February and save 30%, with prices from £3,850 per person, including eight nights on Orion II, all meals, entertainment and educational programmes, use of the ship’s sporting equipment and facilities, Zodiac excursions, port and handling charges, tender transfers and government fees and taxes.
 
About Sue Flood
Sue is an award-winning wildlife photographer, author and filmmaker. She joined the BBC Natural History Unit in 1993 and spent 11 years at the BBC, fulfilling a lifelong ambition to work with her childhood (and adult!) hero, Sir David Attenborough. Her experience including working as Associate Producer on the award-winning series The Blue Planet and also Planet Earth and the Disney nature movie Earth. Sue also produced four films for the BBC:  Polar Bears on Thin Ice; A Boy Among Polar Bears; Killer Whale Special; and Life of Mammals. In March 2005 Sue left to pursue her wildlife photography career and she is now a professional photographer, represented by Getty Images. Recognition of Sue’s work includes awards in the following competitions: International Photographer of the Year, Travel Photographer of the Year, the Art Wolfe (Best of Festival) Award in the International Conservation Photography Awards, and Royal Photographic Society Silver Medal.
 
About Nick Rains
Nick Rains, studied Zoology at university in Britain which led him to a career in photography. Over the years, Nick has worked with the Australian Tourism Commission, Tourism NSW, Penguin Books, Readers Digest Books, Shell Petroleum, BBC TV, Sports Illustrated, World Heritage Commission, Australian Geographic plus many more. Nick is involved with teaching and writing and is the editor of Better Digital Camera magazine. 

For booking info, be sure to check out this link with the UK's leading adventure-cruise specialists. The Cruise Line Ltd.

Friday, February 10, 2012

2012 Maha Shivratri Hindi SMS, Shivratri Quotes, Maha Shivratri Wishes, Maha Shivratri Messages, Greetings, Shivaratri Festival SMS 140 Character and 140 Words

2012 Maha Shivratri  Hindi SMS, Shivratri Quotes, Maha Shivratri Wishes, Maha Shivratri Messages, Shayaris, Greetings, Shivaratri Festival SMS 140 Character and 140 Words

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Jor se bolo
Om Namah shivay
Sare bolo
Om Namah shivay
” Wishing You all a HAPPY SHIVRATRI 2012 in advance!! ”

May Shiva bless you with good strength
May Shiva bless you with adore
May Shiva bless you with cheerfulness
Happy Mahashivratri!!!