"Lego's toys have changed, little, if any. Since, theyre introduction more than sixty years ago~! Whether you are building a Spaceship, Harry Potter Castles, the umpteenth Police Station, or determining the futures of young women, the building is simplified to simple follow-instructions and insta-put together one-on-top-of-the-other."
Erik: "Actually, Lego has changed considerably. The parts library has been expanded quite a bit and over the past 15 years or so the entire technic system has seen a revision. The Lego Company has changed the way it markets its product lines, and we've seen some that are really successful and acclaimed, and some the aren't. The Mindstorms and Power Functions lines apply the toy in the realm of engineering and robotics, and they're relatively new. Maybe you should do some more rese--"
Internewt: "HOOEVER THINGS MUST CHANGE. THIS CHANGE IS EARTH BLOKS. Now when you are done with building instead of taking it apart to build something possibly new you can throw it in the compost heap and forget about it, hahahah fuck your artistic posterity this is the Planet Earth bitch!"
Erik: "..."
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Earth Bloks come in an attractive shade of spinach shit, which makes sense as this is about what they are made of to ensure boi-degradable Super Earth Love.
Look at all the cool things you can build and recycle, what fun and learning will be had by the children of the Earth.
Coming soon in Japanese flavors for weeabo chicks.
Yeah, this product really is a poor idea. Rest assured The Real Big Lego does not endorse it.
Internewt: "EVEN THE MOST HARD-CORE LEGO FAN HAS TO GROW UP"
Erik: "I AM A REAL BOY YOU GREEN BITCH"
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